party pony pie

A pie in which you stick a plastic horse or pony figurine to celebrate a friend's birthday. Especially used if the figurine is Pinky Pie or is wearing a party hat.
We were too broke for candles this year and the store was out of cakes so we got him a party pony pie instead to celebrate in style!
by Harmonyprincess April 24, 2022
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Pink pony in the room

An issue that one pretends it doesn’t exist. Tension between people.
Let’s address the pink pony in the room.
by Donda Donda September 29, 2021
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One horse pony

Noun: The ranting of a senile man.

Noun: a hooker that snorts coke off your finger lakes tattoo.
Hunter Biden went to twin on that one horse pony.
by Cxxxcxcc December 23, 2020
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Dragging the Pink Pony

Intentionally ambiguous euphemism, meaning to have a bad time or a bad day.
Everything went wrong today, I don't even want to talk about the specifics...I am totally Dragging the Pink Pony
by Ruby Perfecto October 20, 2008
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My Little Pony

The most overrated fandom/ franchise anyone could ever imagine.
Pony tard: Omg look at that lil poniez cutiee mark isz sooo kawaii desu! ^_^ I luv My Little Pony!!111!1

Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.
by IamWeegeeGiveMeYourSoul June 07, 2011
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Magical Stony Pony

An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.
High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
by Tiny_She_Titan February 02, 2013
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One-horse pony

President-elect Joe Biden called Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy a "one-horse pony" after he asked a question about reporting over the federal investigation into his son Hunter Biden's laptop.

Yet another equine themed Biden gaffe. He probably meant "One-trick pony".
"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one-horse pony,"-- Joe Biden 12/22/2020
by hitek vagabond December 24, 2020
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