When your b**** is riding you in the car and you say howdy farmer meaning there's a farmer next to the field where you parked your car
by Big D 420 stoner January 14, 2024
Get the Howdy Farmermug. He’s someone that is smart but stupid all at the same time. Someone that’s hard to control. Someone not to mess with. He will protect his family and friends to the full extent. He is someone you start to love and can never get over. He is husband material. He is stubborn. He is hardheaded. He is someone you wake up every morning and think of or he is someone u think of every night before bed. He is trustworthy, you could tell him anything and everything and not have to worry who will know after. He is gentle, he will treat u like a Queen, he will show you how a man should treat a woman. He is an amazing person over all but you got to watch them mood swings!!!
by Marlene DHR April 8, 2023
Get the Tyler Farmermug. this man has the biggest, thickest,hardest dick you could find on a man. he makes females cream there panties just by looking at them
by Antoine, M June 1, 2019
Get the david farmermug. by A Reem of Shit May 3, 2020
Get the cherry farmermug. Opponents that are particularly untalented (or inexperienced) as a method of diminishing a victory; alluding to highly trained (and well-funded) armies battling countries with armies made up of drafted farmers and fishermen from the countryside; similar to peasants carrying pitchforks.
Winner of a soccer game: Haha but yea man we dominated at that soccer tournament first place baby yeahh!
Downer: ...yeah bro against farmers and fishermen.
Downer: ...yeah bro against farmers and fishermen.
by oh this hole sign up thing suc December 3, 2018
Get the Farmers and Fishermenmug. When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.
My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
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by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022
Get the Farmers Footballmug. The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.
The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!
by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021
Get the Farmer's Wifemug.