moist cow

A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.

Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.

by Moist Cow February 14, 2017

mmmmmmmmmm cow

This cow that plays pranks on you

*Postman puts away letters*.
*cow does dance*
*postman looks behind*
*cow stops dancing*
Someone walking by: mmmmmmmmmm cow

by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 4, 2021

angry cow

While doing an ugly lactating girl from behind, when you're about to nut, quickly reach under grabbing both tits and squeeze as hard as you can. (Extra points for having cold hands, and extra points if you are able to successfully milk her.)

I gave my wife an angry cow this morning. She screamed so loud she woke the baby!

by Too tall May 26, 2014

hootie cows

Two soft rounded organs on each side of the chest on women. They can be small or quite large & produce milk after childbirth.

Sybil loves to tease the construction workers by flashing her hootie cows.

by Sybil4 November 1, 2006

sled cow

Typically, a female who is considered slutty, but is unworthy of being desireable.

"Genine is such a sled cow."

by Devanshi February 10, 2005

Brown cow

You can call someone a brown cow if you hate them. That's because brown cows should be making chocolate milk, but they DON'T. Therefore, they are a SHAME for the society.

"ugh, miss Johnson is a f***** brown cow!! He won't stop giving assignments"

by Wilbur the dog December 11, 2020

cow style

the act of two obese people having sexual intercourse

man my mom and dad did cow style last night

by 2346536373 March 2, 2022