Shart

1-To shit yourself very loudly, and often it is quite a wet shit, if i do say so myself.
2-To fart, and unintentionally shit in the process.

I'M FUCKING SHARTING MYSELF HVRFKHBVIRKJGNUBKDRTJH

by CrissCrossCannibal October 17, 2022

Eggy shart

When a persons poo stinks of rotten egg. This is vile activity and people who do this need to pattern up. It usually gives u putrid sting ring

“Freya done a huge eggy shart in Sydney’s toilet, and it stunk of egg”

by Aimee Syd and her boy January 2, 2022

shart

someone who has the characteristics of both a shit and a fart.

thalita is a shart.

by samanthapfef10 January 3, 2022

Shart

When a person thinks they are going to fart, but shit comes out. Shit + fart = shart.

Person 1 "Bro I need to fart."
Person 2 "Bro we are in church."
Person 1 "Bro it's happening."
Person 2 "Bro stop!"
Person 1 "pfffthwaaap!!!”

(Entire church looks back)
Person 2 "Bro did you just shart..."

by lilrooth January 4, 2022

Shart

When you think it’s just a fart but it’s wet and seconds later you go from being an atheist to a Christian begging god to help you get to the bathroom before it drips down to your shoes

“I definitely just SHART.”

by Pretty-bOy-:) January 13, 2022

ice shart

the muddy slush of snow found in sidewalks and mostly on the sides of roads, very gross

person A: dude, why are your shoes so dirty?
person B: oh I stepped in ice shart
person A: ooooh

by wapqueen3659 January 14, 2022

Shart Freckled

When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.

Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022