A popular web comic available on a Tumblr user's patreon consisting of 71 incubus and angel sluts in a mafia together.
by Ivy Poison July 5, 2022

Those kids you used to make fun of because they wore helmets and rode the " special kids" mini bus to school have now formed their own wrecking crew
You shoulda seen it, they just rolled right over him, backed up and rolled him again shouting "Short Bus Mafia!"....that aint your grandma's powerchair, shit
by SHACKDIESEL March 23, 2023

by Wishywashyhandsoap July 5, 2022

The guy who said something somebody else thought was homophobic trash wasn't a comedian and didnt think anything he ever said was the least bit funny. He didn't think a velvet mafia had anything to do with what he said being called homophobic trash, he thought it was just a few whining people, and that most didnt really care what he said, because from experience he knew that most people didn't care what he said or did.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

by Undercover MVP July 1, 2022

*doot doot, toodle too 🎺*
Man 1: What's that noise?
Man 2: Hmm?
*rapid stomping and shuffling*
Man 2: Oh gosh oh frick! It's the Lightbulb Mafia!
Man 1: What?!
*bwaah bwah 🎺 "chickachch chickachch"*
Man 2: Gawddammit! Run!
Man 1: Aaaaaagh!
Man 1: What's that noise?
Man 2: Hmm?
*rapid stomping and shuffling*
Man 2: Oh gosh oh frick! It's the Lightbulb Mafia!
Man 1: What?!
*bwaah bwah 🎺 "chickachch chickachch"*
Man 2: Gawddammit! Run!
Man 1: Aaaaaagh!
by NotLiza January 28, 2022

A Group Of Individuals Gathered To Create Destruction And Confusion Amongst People, With The Power Of Tomfoolery.
by MafiaPronto May 13, 2021
