Brookie cookie

The girl who snorts at your jokes(;

Friend: *makes a funny joke*
Brookie cookie: HAHA *snorts

Friends: Brookie cookie did you snort ?!

by sunrisesunburnsunsetrepeat2019 June 13, 2019

Raisin cookie

A person who seems very nice, but turns out to be an asshole. Similar to how you’d mistake a raisin cookie as a chocolate chip one.

Dude: Have you met Pricilla?
Dude #2: Yeah, I have. She really is a raisin cookie, y’know?

by ThisIsAUsername January 4, 2019

cookie doughboy

Taking a tube of cookie dough to masturbate with.

Guy so well-endowed, he's hung like a roll of cookie dough.

Becky was sex starved and went to the frig to find a cookie doughboy to masturbate with.
OOOOugh......I love my cookie doughboy!

What a tasty idea!

OH Jethro, bring over your cookie doughboy, I'm ready for some action!

by kimgee April 25, 2010

eclair cookie

Some blonde fag from crk

Me:bro why is eclair cookie hot

by Hankjwimbleton69 May 3, 2022

Cookie Nips

Having nipples that are the size of cookies, usually over 2 inches in diameter.

Did u see Moare Galigans Cookie Nips? Her picture is being texted all aroudn the school!

by Assfuckmagees September 30, 2008

Cookie Dessert

You don't want to know. Seriously, don't even ask.

Hey, wanna come over for some cookie dessert after pancakes & nachos?

by BiggusDickus1 August 23, 2016

dangerous cookie

When I group of guys gather around in a circle around a cookie of your choice and proceed to masterbate and when each man ejaculates they do it on the cookie. Last one to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

You were the last to cum, you have to eat the dangerous cookie!

by Spanky716 November 8, 2013