May 5

May 5 is the day BAD BITCHES are born

Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”

by ASTRXO August 8, 2021

November 5

national red head day in the usa... pretty cool
compliment your red head friends

"November 5th is national red head day!! "

by bananaphone333 November 5, 2020

May 5

May 5 is throw your small friend day!

"Hey, why did you throw your friend?!"
"Relax, it's may 5th!"

by I srsly don't even know lmao May 4, 2021

maroon 5

a shitty band and adam levine is "TOTALLY!!!" Closeted

Maroon 5 are as annoying as Hanson and Aqua-(1HW's know for 97 technoshit hit "Barbie girl")

by Joe Smith 2 August 9, 2007

September 5

People born on September 5 are usually the hottest, most sexiest, nicest person you would ever meet. If anything, i would wanna get myself a hottie born on September 5th

Person 1: Hey, she’s sexy!!
Person 2: Hell yeah!! Must’ve been born on September 5!

by totally not who you think it i November 1, 2020

5 on 2

A fantastic office game; the object of which is to clandestinely strike your opponents two testicles with your five fingers.

There is no more ancient and respected game than punching some guy in the nuts.

Kris is in the bathroom throwing up. We were playing 5 on 2 and I squared him.

by SpaceCoyote April 14, 2004

prime 5

hottest 5 girls to walk the face of earth every guy wants them every girl wants to b them (unless ur a lesbo or bi-then u want them too) if u aint with the prime 5, u aint shit

prime 5 is hottttttt

by rocco February 26, 2005