weed tea

When one cuts the top of a tea bag off, puts finely broken marijuana nuggets (break up very thoroughly, near shake for best results. Also, don't put some amount of a one hitter bowl in, that will do nothing, be generous for best results. If you feel the need to, you can put the stems and seeds in, although I don't) in the emptied out tea bag, then folds the top down and staples it to make sure no weed gets out and puts it in one's favorite tea/coffee cup. Whilst doing this, boil water as hot as possible for best results, then pour it into the cup with the weed tea bag in it. Quickly put a plate over the top of the cup to keep the steam in (the weed needs to be in the hottest water possible for a long time to get as much THC out as possible). Remove the plate after 10-15 minutes. Let chill for 5 minutes. Add honey or milk, or lemon juice, or simply drink plain. Then after drinking all of it, smoke a bowl of the weed in the tea bag, and you will be succesfully baked. Now enjoy your "green" tea!

oh god, after drinking that weed tea and smoking that bowl from the tea bag, I'm fucking obliterated.

by jamesyy. September 15, 2007

tea and honey

Tea and honey is another way of saying let's have sex covered in honey

Hey want some tea and honey

by Wassup mandle August 5, 2017

steep the tea

When sitting at the toilet, your balls hang down and dip into the toilet water, much like a tea bag into a tea cup.

Dude, they have one of those round toilets and I accidentally steeped the tea.

Bro, Never steep the tea!

by ZWSD January 26, 2014

tea job

When drinking and enjoying a nice cup of tea. Take a sip and keep the heat in your mouth then give your partner a blow job. The hot sensation classes this as a 'tea job'

I gave him a tea job last night

by Heypolly April 13, 2015

Tea drinker

Another word for someone who guzzles cum

Luke: I think I want some tea instead of coffee

Tyler: So in other words, you like to guzzle cum. Fucking tea drinker

by DarkCoffee July 14, 2021

Tea Bag

To dip two habanero into your mouth holding each of them by the stem, before you eat them. A hot sensation will come upon your head. No matter how much you try to fabricate your face, people will see your pain.

I just tea bagged myself man...shit was hotter than Sade.

by MrTallyMon June 13, 2011

Peace tea

A very underrated drink, that comes in a variety of flavors . If you drink it or used to drink it you’re probably bisexual or listen to too much cavetown and/or Clairo

Person1: “Hey is that a peace tea?”

Person2: “Oh yea! it’s Snow berry flavor! you should try it!”

by cezwiz042 November 5, 2020