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Helicopter Tits

When one runs down the stairs at such speed as ones tits spin much like a helicopter propellor
I told my friend i ran so quickly down the stairs today, that i nearly had helicopter tits and flew too work.
by Tony 2 Tins June 12, 2018
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slick as tits

Slick tits, A positive statement about something awesome. The lubed up streamlined female chest so sweaty or oiled that you could slide right off of her, or it. like reaching out to grab something and it slips through your fingers, but you want it so badly you keep on slipping.
Dat's slick as tits wit baby oil. or, Dat's slicker'n tits, I'm all over dat slick ass tits nom nom nom.
by x8105 October 18, 2013
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tit catalogue

a publication containing images of ladies with unclothed mammary glands.
My local corner shop has a wide array of tit catalogues for sale.
by donaldsemblance July 21, 2009
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Stick with tits

noun - A woman who has a job that requires some degree of talent but is hopelessly useless at her job due to the sole fact that she was hired because of her figure rather than her talents, or lack thereof.
That bank teller at Capital One is a total stick with tits, she was completely useless.
by newyy1 September 10, 2011
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Tortilla Tits

When a chicks tits are as flat as tortillas.
Guy 1: She has no chest dude.
Guy 2: Either she is a guy or she has tortilla tits.
by The Chaingang February 26, 2010
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muscle tits

A male weightlifter or bodybuilder whose oversized pectorals, a symbol of strength, dominate his general physique and become the focal attention so much that it becomes lewd. Often accompanied by large nipples that thrust out when bare, or poke out when in a shirt. Often used for ridicule or muscle humiliation scenes.
"Hey muscle tits, wanna bench that 300 5 times more?"
by Manhooters62 March 1, 2014
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Bitch With Tits

A stupid bitch who has big tits so u wanna smash but shes too dumb to realize you have a massive penis. She has the intelligence of a dead ant. But those knockers
by Slimp Oli May 31, 2018
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