I told my friend i ran so quickly down the stairs today, that i nearly had helicopter tits and flew too work.
by Tony 2 Tins June 12, 2018

Slick tits, A positive statement about something awesome. The lubed up streamlined female chest so sweaty or oiled that you could slide right off of her, or it. like reaching out to grab something and it slips through your fingers, but you want it so badly you keep on slipping.
Dat's slick as tits wit baby oil. or, Dat's slicker'n tits, I'm all over dat slick ass tits nom nom nom.
by x8105 October 18, 2013

by donaldsemblance July 21, 2009

noun - A woman who has a job that requires some degree of talent but is hopelessly useless at her job due to the sole fact that she was hired because of her figure rather than her talents, or lack thereof.
by newyy1 September 10, 2011

by The Chaingang February 26, 2010

A male weightlifter or bodybuilder whose oversized pectorals, a symbol of strength, dominate his general physique and become the focal attention so much that it becomes lewd. Often accompanied by large nipples that thrust out when bare, or poke out when in a shirt. Often used for ridicule or muscle humiliation scenes.
by Manhooters62 March 1, 2014

A stupid bitch who has big tits so u wanna smash but shes too dumb to realize you have a massive penis. She has the intelligence of a dead ant. But those knockers
by Slimp Oli May 31, 2018
