Freak Text

Dirty, raunchy text messaging

I'm thinking we should freak text, I'm in the mood.

by livefree123 October 23, 2011

Last Text Syndrome

When a person has a compulsive need to send the last text, regardless of whether or not they add to the conversation or say anything meaningful.

Me: Should we meet at five?
John: Sounds good!
Me: Perfect! See you then
John: Yup!

John: Wanna get food?
Me: Yeah, I'll be downstairs in a few
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: I think you have Last Text Syndrome
John: what?
Me: (gives up, develops alcoholism)

by 5lartibartfa5t October 23, 2012

Phantom Text Syndrome

Phantom Text Syndrome, or PTS, is an acute neurological phenomenon characterized by thinking you have received a text from someone (i.e. by vibration or sound indicator) when actually nothing has occurred. Recently coined by world-renowned Psychologist Gustav Kuznetsova, PTS is now accepted by the American Psychological Association.

Guy 1: (Abruptly reaches into his pocket)

Guy 2: "Got a text, dude?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, let me just…"(Pulls phone out to see a blank screen) "Oh, wait.
Forget it. Guess I was wrong."

Guy 3: "Phantom Text Syndrome!!!"

Guy 2: "Yo, I think they got meds for that shit now."

by Chargeitup09 March 8, 2009

Breakup text

When someone is to much of a coward to break up with you in person so they send a a lame text to break up with you instead.

That bitch just sent me a Breakup Text... that's the 4th one this month!

by Lil nathan adkins December 2, 2009

Fore-text

Similar to a premise. A text or group of texts supporting or helping to support a conclusion.

"From the fore-text gathered, we can conclude that he committed the crime.

by Joseph_Dbeloved November 29, 2020

Placeholder Text

Placeholder Text is when one is being used as a fake partner. Often being cheated on or is not good enough for their partner.

I can’t belive john is sydni’s Placeholder Text. She sent me nudes last night

by Thiccboi12349 May 8, 2018

slurring your text

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010