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tennis ball

someone who is built ROUND or very LARGE
by SBDBJDDHDBFNDNDJ October 18, 2020
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Porn Tennie

All white sneakers, traditionally K-Swiss, usually seen on Manu Porn Stars as the only item of clothing they do not remove.

Really clean white sneakers that are out of place with the rest of your attire.
Hey Mike, that shirt matches your jeans really well but whats the deal with those porn tennies? You gotta ditch those for some dress shoes man.
by Farlesworth Barkelstein March 10, 2011
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tennents

Possibly the worst type of lager beer I have ever tasted, yet due to the poor wages offered in Scotland, a drink that I was forced to drink. (Im not going as far as Buck's Fizz....) Tastes a little like Australian lagers, (Tooheys New and XXXX etc), but one gets the sense that they are taking the water for the brewing process directly from the Firth of Forth. Leaves a grainy taste in your mouth, and a large headache in the morning.
Scotland- the lucky country. Shit food, shit beer and shit wages.
by Akka April 20, 2005
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Ass Tennis

When two or more people (gay or straight) lube up tennis balls and shoot them into each other's asses using a tennis ball machine. This is for sexual pleasure more than sport
Scott and I played an intense game of ass tennis yesterday. Needless to say, my anus is still sore.
by alexjimenez July 21, 2007
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tennis ball

to make out furiously with someone
Hey, let's go tennis ball in those bushes over there!
by Brian February 23, 2004
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Tennessee Toothpaste

When two guys are with a chick one in front getting blown and one is doing her from behind. As the dude in front starts to blows his load in her mouth he calls out Crest and immediately the guy behind pulls out of her vag and shoves his penis into girls anus. The sudden penetration causes the girl to gasp out the mouth full of cum like a tube of toothpaste being squeezed at the end.
Yo for real b, me n Eddy pulled a TT-Tennessee Toothpaste on Shatoya last night and man as soon as I plowed my cock in her ass, BAM, she spit that load right back on his face yo!
by Slimegag55 October 27, 2010
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tennessee t-shirt

not to be confused with the cleveland shower. This entails in the event or act of performing a cleveland shower upon your next of kin (the executor must be from the state of tennessee)the architect of the t-shirt sprays butt mud over the beneficiery, the beneficiery then begins to smear the fecal matter in the shape of a cut off t-shirt over their upper torso. The architect follows up by singing "rocky top" (the tennessee vols fight song) as loud as they can while stamping a "T" (similar to a mushroom print) upon the chest of the beneficiery with their genetalia.
"So there I was at the family reunion in Johnson City... immediately following the potato sack race we heard Cousin Steve singing the UT Fight Song and realized he was giving a tennessee t-shirt to Aunt Sue."
by Big Priddy May 7, 2008
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