Toaster

At UCSD having a "toaster" means that you have a dildo, vibrator, or other type of sex toy.

Word originated in York Hall between to Asian girls that needed to discuss the activities that occur in their bedroom.

MFB & JSK

My roommate is home this weekend. When the fuck will I be able to use my "TOASTER"!

by MFB/JSK/DRH March 7, 2011

Toaster

a fart that burns your ass

FART!! WOW jim that was a toaster! my ass just warmed up 20 degrees!!

by pfloyd February 20, 2003

toaster

Asshole

Don't be such a Toaster.

by Kak July 17, 2003

toaster

An appliance that stores food and keeps them cool. When you open it, the light comes on, and goes off when you close it.

I tried 37 times to catch it when the light was off, but failed.

by Paul McCabe September 4, 2005

toaster

used to say something is bad, or ugly (like a toaster)

girl 1: ew, i hate your shoes.

girl 2: well, your face looks like a toaster!

by lindsaymayland February 17, 2008

toaster

a gun, tends to get hot, so when you see the toaster that mean you toast, also when your done, you put it in your jeans, tends to warm up your pants, toaster

yo this nigga pulled out his toaster n fired on this bitch that fucked wit him

by A-M-R-O June 21, 2005

Testerical

Displaying grounded sensitivity. Acting with care for relative placement and with deliberate precision. Antonym of hysterical.

That traffic cop didn't even flinch when the car almost hit him, dude was just testerical.

by DavidicLineage March 21, 2015