top tanking

The act of taking a serious shitsickle in the top tank of a toilet.

dude that chicks party was so lame top tanking her toilet was the only way to add a little atmosphere...she'll never forget that night once she discovers where that stench is coming from...don't go back for a few days !!!

by last star fighter August 31, 2007

Kicking ass and taking numbers

When you are so good at something, people are lining up to challenge you and you have to give them a number and they have to wait their turn.

He had an awesome game of basketball today. He was kicking ass and taking numbers.

by John Boy2012 September 1, 2012

talking cunt

goatee beard

(literal derivation from the Dutch "pratende kut")

Daarbij lees ik in een niet nader te noemen blad dat de pratende kut zóóó passé is...

Translation:

I read in a newspaper whose name I will not mention that the talking cunt is totally passé...

by Zanuda November 19, 2005

Taking a wank!

Expression used when you don't want to say what you are up to.

Bob: Hello
Jim: Hello
Bob: What are you up to?
Jim: Taking a wank!

by Hello I am Gay February 17, 2007

I'm not talking

an impossible phrase to say,

guy 1: shut up people! stop talking

2: i'm not talking!

1: thats impossible!

by funnyman21224 December 2, 2010

taking a piss

To be essentially fucking with someone or to be condescending to someone by implying that they are stupid.

Refers to when someone says "Don't piss in my pocket and tell me its raining, jerky..."

Tom: "Thanks for the CD, I like rap music.."
Sue: "Are you taking a piss?"
Tom: "No, not at all. I really do like this CD. Thanks
a bunch...really."

by Christophe Graham July 6, 2006

Talking

That which my pissed-off girlfriend is not doing to me at the moment.

"I'm sorry"

death stare

"No really, it came out wrong"

death stare

"OK fine, that dress really does make you look fat."

by Ryan Mock April 19, 2005