Tannertism

The condition where you constantly lie and deny allegations and blame it on another person without thinking.

Are you sure you don't have tannertism? You just blamed Michael for something you did the third time this week.

by bigboylilballs October 5, 2025

Tanner

a chud or also a meathead ethier one

your such a tanner

by shamarcolovekittycat December 10, 2025

Douche Tanker

Worse then a Douche Canoe, and guys who wear Affliction shirts

That guy is worse then a Douche Canoe, he is a Douche tanker!!

by LeanSay August 10, 2009

Getting Tannered

This saying is used by college students who are wanting to get belligerently drunk to the point of incoherency. In ordered to be tannered, one must be drink to the point they are barely responsive, not able to walk, and have to be carried home.

"Wanna go to that party on East Campus?"
"Only if everyone is getting Tannered tonight."

by PartyMonster3947 December 21, 2013

top tanker

The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)

Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.

by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017

reese tanner

An amazingly beautiful young lady who loves puppies

Hey you know reese tanner
No
She is really unique

by Doppëlgangēr August 20, 2017

slurry tanker

Like a chunder dragon but from your ass. When you have diarrhoea, get down on all 4's and let your shit spread like a slurry tank.

Did you hear about Chloe at the party? She mixed drinks with her drugs and a slurry tanker in front of mark's parents.

by Lizzie killed Dianna November 24, 2017