Tanned

NO THIS DOESN'T MEAN BLACK. STOP MIXING MY SKIN COLOR UP!
When you're out in the sun almost daily and you get a nice slightly browner skin color

Annoying person: "OI YOU'RE A NIGGA!"
Me: "I'M TANNED NOT BLACK!"
Annoying person: "You're supposed to be white like the rest of us“
Me: "Ok wtf is this shit I don't get paid enough"

by NYV4-0815 March 29, 2024

sin(cos(tan(x)))

what you always put into a graphing calculator when you're bored. gives kinda underwhelming results.

i dont know what these "sin" "cos" and "tan" buttons do but they seem like cool math stuff so lemme put sin(cos(tan(x))) into my calculator

by < ^ > v March 30, 2023

turnpike tan

Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.

Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.

by parkca01 October 3, 2012

Tokyo tan dick

A usually small and tanned dick with a mushroom tip.

Tyler i thot you were black and you wiped out a Tokyo tan dick on me god dam bitch suck yourself.

by Boooka December 7, 2019

Jake Spray Tan

A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.

I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed

by Informativity January 26, 2021

Sean Tan

A kind-hearted man who goes out of his way to make the surrounding people feel light-hearted and happy. However he feels, whether it be a terrible or a good mood, he tries his utmost best to be the best of himself any day at any time. Throughout the toughest of times, he carries on persisting through it. He has been through a fuck-ton and has been put to the ground myriads of times but in spite of that, he gets right back up and somehow manages to nudge things his way. Man’s invulnerable.

You’re as strong as a Sean Tan

by p1ckf0rD November 23, 2021

AYDEN TAN YEN DEAN

The tallest sigma male known to man kind, he was homemade in the bedroom. He is the most nicest, sexiest, handsome, rizz, sigma, skibidi, bomboclat, bestest, beautiful, wonderful, person u will ever meet in your living you heard.

he is very Ayden Tan Yen Dean

by coolkid1228 March 14, 2025