Ass Table

a chair

*at a party*
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!

by PottyWala May 20, 2015

wood table

An ingrian or simple person, normally very pissy.

Kate Weaver and Michael Iovenko are wood tables after they tried to sell dope to the cops.

by ingrain99 May 15, 2016

on table

and adjective; to mean making a swear or promise.

Friend: Do you and that girl talk.

You: NO! on table !! Bro!

by Trinn0051 April 6, 2017

Trophy Table

A table full of empty cans, bottles and glasses of alcohol that accumulate from a long night of drinking.

“We had such a great night of drinking. We have a trophy table of 30 beer cans and bottles to prove it!”

by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 2, 2018

after table

The time spent after eating food talking to the people that just ate food with you. Derived from the spanish word sobremesa and having the same meaning.

Jane and I had the longest after table tonight. We couldn't stop talking after we finished eating.

by greatmaster September 17, 2018

Enable-table

A table that or cabinet that enables you to store more useless clutter.

That useless table you bought is only an enable-table for you to keep more junk around the house.

by Lazybug September 12, 2019

Penis table

When a male is trying to grind with a female during a dance, but his height makes it so that his entire genitalia is in line with the female's mid back. Therefore, the female's ass functions, essentially, only as a table for the male's penis.

Yeah, my friend has grown quite tired of clubs, everytime he tries to grind with someone her ass just becomes a penis table.

by woody151 January 27, 2020