Christmas Presence

The extra weight you gain over the holiday season.

"He got a lot of Christmas Presence this year!"

"It only took me three weeks to lose my Christmas Presence!"

by KessBlack January 19, 2012

Laotian Christmas

When you bury landmines into a ski slope as a joke.

"Dude was drunk enough to pull a Laotian Christmas, and next thing you know, the guy's serving twenty life sentences in a maximum security prison."

by SentientMalos May 30, 2016

Christmas Party

A place where you have an excuse to steal presents from others and indulge yourself with sweets. There is a 25% decrease in getting laid at a Christmas party than a regular party.

Joe: "How'd the Christmas party go?'
KALLEN: "I stole everyone's presents, I ate a shit ton of shit, and I got laid!"
Joe: "How do you get laid at those parties?"

by Venobi December 04, 2014

Christmas Ave

Christmas Ave is the night before Christmas Eve (the Eve of the Eve, December 23). Traditionally siblings exchange gifts on this night.

I wanted to open a Christmas Gift two days before Christmas, so I told my parents it was okay because it was Christmas Ave. They countered with allowing me to open a gift from my brother.
I opened a Christmas Gift two days early this year. Turns out, that's Christmas Ave (December 23rd).

by 0227 December 24, 2013

Christmas Music

A number of songs that can be listened to all year. DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR SELFISH FRIEND!!!!!!!!!! ENJOY CHRISTMAS MY AMAZING FRIEND. SO PUT IN THOSE HEADPHONES IN AND MAKE AN AMAZING PLAYLIST ALREADY!!!!

I love Christmas music it is the best thing that has ever existed!

by #foldingmydishes November 03, 2021

Christmas Man

German interpretation of the word "Santa". Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia. Can also be used in combination with "hat" to describe a traditional red colored covering for the head worn for Christmas. lol.

Guy A (translated from German): "I'm wearing a Santa hat."
Guy B, from Eastfrisia: "He's wearing a Christmas Man Hat!"

Superman: "What's up, Christmas Man?"
Christmas Man: "WTF, someone stole my hat."

by krstn January 13, 2006

christmas slut

A woman that has sex exclusively on Christmas to have children in September

Sarah is a Christmas slut all her kids are born in September

by Therealoghustler January 19, 2017