Goblin's Taint

Used to refer how cold the temperature is outside, in an extreme way.

Jeff: Dude it is seriously colder then a Goblin's Taint out here right now.

Adam: I know this, my balls just curled inside my anus like a goblin's punch.

by jeff detty February 4, 2009

Gjeto's Taint

Proper noun describing the rubbery area between the scrotum and anus; commonly inhabited in elderly Indian men, or the most vile, disgusting, and nasty smells a human can come into contact with.

Dan: "How can u breathe up there with all that smoke?"
Cory: "I can't really, that scrap box fire has this whole plant smelling like Gjeto's Taint!"

by doublicious21 December 6, 2011

Thomas the Taint Engine

The act of first blowing a vape cloud in your partners asshole. They then fart out the cloud while bent over screaming "TOOT TOOT!" Extra points given if you sing the thomas the tank engine theme song and move your arms like a locomotive chanting "CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!"

"i TOTALLY DID A THOMAS THE TAINT ENGINE WITH LUCY LAST NIGHT!' "CANT WAIT TO TRY IT AGAIN, TOOT TOOT!"

by railroader69 June 2, 2019

Choad (aka taint meat)

meat btween a male species balls and brown eye, and btween females kitty and hershey highway

1. that mustve hurt ,being kicked in the choad.
2. Dont be such a choad.

by Smoke more bud! May 13, 2003

Musky Taint

when a small mammal, usually a badger or feral chipmunk, rips at the exposed anus of a shitting camper. the resulting shit-plosion will be a culmination of blood, tears, and mama's pudding

Oh shit bro, i just went to take a shit by the oak tree and this nasty badger gave me a terrible musky taint!!

by Omfg Dragonite January 10, 2009

Toilet Taint

The part of the toilet between the tank of the toilet and the toilet bowl. This is where pubes, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.

Much like an actual taint the 'toilet taint' is merely the connection between two major features. While not particularly useful, it is extremely necessary.

Person 1: I have to throw out my toothbrush it fell on the toilet taint.

Person 1: I cleaned the bathroom!
Person 2: No you didn't! There is still a forest of pubes and 2 years worth of dried urine on the toilet taint!

by Cherrubim April 3, 2011

chocolate taint

When, in the act of wiping after a defecation, a downward stroke leaves a shitstain on the taint region; usually goes unnoticed.

"Darling, go down on my sack!"
"No honey, you have a chocolate taint!"

by Magruder January 7, 2008