Definitions by Magruder

artard 

a cocktail weenie wrapped in part of a croissant, similar to a "pig in a blanket," but made with a smaller hot dog-type product and no cheese

Mark ate so many artards at the party that he couldn't stay out of the bathroom that night.

artard by magruder July 15, 2008

chocolate taint 

When, in the act of wiping after a defecation, a downward stroke leaves a shitstain on the taint region; usually goes unnoticed.

"Darling, go down on my sack!"
"No honey, you have a chocolate taint!"

chocolate taint by Magruder January 7, 2008