shizzle yo' pizzle

When you have such low riding and phat leg shorts (and your dick dangles so low) that you can just stand nonchalantly in the gutter and take a piss straight down the inside of your pants leg, not get a drop on your pants, and nobody even suspects you're taking a piss.

Yo, I can't believe you shizzled yo' pizzle right there in front of the White House.

by Loco Moco October 21, 2004

swizzel

someone who is attention seeking, and will usually sleep with any man

"Yo, she aint nuffin but a swizzel."

by Kellster aka Cookie Monster January 25, 2009

shizzapplez

It a another word for wow, It means Happy,Exciting,

Shizzapples that guys is hot.

by Chrissy Taylor March 10, 2005

Shizzed

When something so amazing happens that you shit and jizz your pants at the exact same time.

Guy #1 - Last night was so awesome i almost shizzed
Guy #2 - Almost?

by forgetyou23 October 3, 2010

fo shizzle my nizzo

see fo shizzle my nizzle

by Wolfwood September 14, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo

Jigaboo for 'yo can i lick yo butt-holio'

Hola Senor mi fo shizzle my nizzle dande la cornholio

by Butt Lick G=ster September 16, 2003

Twizz my shizz

to look me up, or to hook up on twitter

Yo nig, u gotta twizz my shizz man!

by sonicboy March 20, 2010