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swish

Something who thinks catapillar and ford are the best. Has never ran equipment in its life. Usually short and skinny with extremely hairy lower legs and a tiny penis.
He loves ford he's definaley a swish.
by Cassville October 6, 2010
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swisdc

its an acronym for So What I Still Dont Care

usually used when some1 doesnt care but someone tries to convince them
girl 1: that boy is cute
girl2: idc

girl1: but look at him

girl 2: swisdc!
by el trucha February 28, 2011
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swiss

awkward. Used during an awkward or uncomfortable moment.
Wow, that booger in Nat's nose makes me feel swiss.

Molly just tripped on her cleat, swiss.
by ummersay homus April 22, 2011
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Swish Ball

When someone who has no idea how to play basketball cashes a shot and brags to his buddies about it.
Man i was on fire the other day, I must have swish balled like two shots in a row!
by RawDogInTheBrownEye April 28, 2011
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Swish-ilicious

A commonly used term refferring to objects, people or food types that are characteristically high in fat, cholesterol, bitterness and are just nasty all the way to the core. Something termed "swish-ilicious" can commonly give you very sticky fingers.
Boy: "I just got dumped over the phone by my long standing partner, so naturally I'm going to eat some chicken that is dripping with fat."

Boy's Friend: "Oh dude! That's so swish-ilicious!"
by YourMotherBrokeMyStairs December 7, 2011
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swishilitis

A disease which entails being a fat troll without any purpose, potential or potential potential in life. It is infact, a kind way of diagnising someone with chronic hopelessness and social herpes in one notion, thus saving much initial heartache, and possibly preventing patient depression and eventual suicide due to their realisation and understanding of how truely pathetic their existance is. Though there isn't much you can do to help a sufferer deal with the pains related to having this contagious, neuro-physical contion. Only one cure has been established as of yet; which, quite fittingly is a bullet. Unfortunately, this treatment is not utilised to the fullness of its potential due to humanitarians believing these creatures have souls, when really they exist similarly to reformed WOW addicts - praying on the souls of guys who really need to find someone new and stop posting pathetic facebook statuses about how much they miss their socially retarded, physically distorted, irrational pig of an ex.
Guy: "I miss her so much..."

Guy's Friend: "Oh, Shut the fuck up already and put a bullet in her skull she's got swishilitis. She's as good as got rabbies."
by I'mStillFixingMyStairs December 7, 2011
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swiss pearl

The "Swiss Pearl" first a guy must allow a for a buildup of "smegma" then give your girl a "pearl necklace" and proceed to rub the smegma into it
I gave her a Swiss pearl last night
by Blazing Ben Bravo June 15, 2011
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