Strawberry Shortcake

When you punch a chick on her nose, as she is bleeding you cum all over her face.

Last time i had Strawberry Shortcake it didn’t have two ingredients!

by BiraTooth May 5, 2020

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strawman

1. Any political issue that holds little or no importance intended to sway voters, usually by fear.

2. A manufactured resistance to an issue, related to astroturfing.

3. A scapegoat.

"Them demon-crats gonna take away all R guns!"

"That's a strawman issue, Cletus."

by Captain Neatoman October 17, 2004

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Phosphates were carbonated beverages made-from-scratch by the "soda jerk" using carbonated soda water, flavored syrups and phosphoric acid -- in this case, they are flavored with strawberry syrup.

In slang, Strawberry Phosphates refer to strippers; the term is in reference to Thornton Wilder's play "Our Town", in which Mrs. Gibbs references her son George spending all of his money on strawberry phosphates, jokingly thought to be the character Emily's stripper name.

George: Aw, Ma,-- I got a lot of things to buy.
Mrs. Gibbs: Strawberry phosphates--that's what you spend it on.

"Our Town", Act I

by STAGEWEST December 27, 2011

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strawboss

An overbearing, micro-managing boss who enjoys and even gets off on his ability to control others. He or she often barks commands and frequently lets others know that he or she is in control.

Bill: "What's up your ass?"

John: "I'm just tired of my fucking strawboss always making me look like a peon infront of everyone else."

Bill: "Sounds like you got strawbossed again."

by Blake Robinson May 25, 2008

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