Straight to DVD

A busted or played out person. Ratchet. Not up to standards of the normal human.

"Ew. Did you see Gerad's new girlfriend? She is straight to DVD."

by FranAnnPan July 16, 2016

straight up bear violence

A phrase to concisely describe a ruthless, vicious mauling, that leaves the victim dazed and confused.

"Did you see what Claire did to Max just now?!"
"Yeah brah, straight up bear violence."

by fubarbarian October 17, 2016

straightass

straight up + dead ass together

founded by five college kids in an apartment in atlanta georgia

Ariana Grande: “I really got a speeding ticket”
Harry Styles: “oh, straightass?”
Ariana Grande: “for real.”

by xoenhhh November 8, 2019

Straight TikTok

1; generic unoriginal videos that would typically be considered cringe. Ex: POVs Charlie Demilio type people, couples TikTok

2; people who use their heterosexuality and/or heteronormative way of thinking to be cringey, creepy, gross or bigoted

1; “the only place you can find something as boring as POVs is straight TikTok”

2; “only people on straight TikTok would buy their ten year old son a p*rn magazine”

by Hiimdavebigbird February 28, 2021

straightboy69420

He is the god of jacksucksoflife
He well pass jacksucksatlife
HE is god

Did you know straightboy69420 is a god!

by I AM A COOL MAN October 12, 2021

Straight Nandermo

A global phenomenon created by twitter users MILFSFORSTEDE and nandor the relentless being abandoned at a train station. This iconic phrase was created during the nationwide sweep of #RBRy2022.

This phrase proves that Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo De La Cruz are not in love, and are both heterosexuals.

“I feel like Guillermo and Nandor would be such a cute couple, is it canon?”

“No, shut the fuck up, you just got straight nandermoed.”

by straight nandermo lover June 1, 2022

nut straight

the best possible straight that can be made given the cards on the board during a game of Holdem or Omaha

Hand 1: 7c 8c
Hand 2: 2s 3s

Board: 4h 5d 6s Kd Qs

Hand 1: has the highest possible straight (the nut straight) that can be made on the board opposed the Hand 2 who unfortunately flopped a smaller straight.

by Lasoniic January 8, 2012