seed skimmer

Similar to bukkake, except the group of men jack off into a bowl of water. The last person to cum then takes a straw and skims the surface of the water in the bowl, swallowing any blobs of cum that float near the surface.

Are you okay? You look sick.
I was a seed skimmer last night.

Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!

by HNBILH April 7, 2011

seed sick

When you feel naseaus or throw up after swallowing semen after giving head.

Janet got seed sick because John's cum tasted like dirt.

by lindleyharrell August 23, 2011

seederepsee

(noun) /si-där-ep-sē\
plural: seederepsies;
a condition characterized by the excessive overdramatization of a rigid sleep schedule i.e. the inability to watch a movie due to 9:30 bed time
seedereptic (adjective)
She had a seedereptic episode, causing her Seeders to have to wait 24 hours to watch a movie

She has seederepsee, causing her Seeders to have to wait 24 hours to watch a movie

by seeders123 December 5, 2011

seed depository

Another word for female, in reference to a her purpose as the receptacle of sperm for impregnation.

A seed depository's main goal in life is to become a baby-mama and collect child-support.

by artist6000 December 26, 2014

sneedlingdeedling

to preform an intense, rough and sometimes dangerous sexual act to another person or animal, who may or may not enjoy the intercourse

Bro 1: man, I plan on sneedlingdeedling with your momma so bad tonight

Bro 2: I already sneedledeedled with your mom last week!

by farmgirliegirl May 22, 2014

Skeed

Slang for 'scared'. A word that originated in New Zealand by mainly Maori adolescence. This word will be heard from the mouths of kids in New Zealand adapting to the African American 'thug' culture.

"G take a hike, I ain't fightin u"
"You hear that boys? White boys skeed"

by 12345656 September 14, 2014

Seedy Bishop

When you go for confession but recieve oral sex instead

"Did you confess your sins?"

"Nah, I got a Seedy Bishop instead."

by Dr_Alto July 19, 2015