Grizz Status

The act of being so black out drunk that an individual can't stand or speak, and can barely open their eyes.

Dude, Sam was on Grizz Status last night. He was so fucked up he couldn't even stand and he put his head through a wall.

by bear crazy December 11, 2012

Guilt Status Update

A Facebook or other social networking status intended to get attention, where lack of action is cause for guilt. Often posted by facebook sympathy whores, and usually featuring a call to repost it.

Facebook Whore's Guilt Status Update : "Like this status if you care about me. Comment if you're a true friend. Repost if you have the guts to see who yours are."

by That One Fucking Guy August 12, 2012

Cudi Status

Cudi Status (Pronounce Coodi or Cudi status) - It means That you have that smooth, chill, style.

Ah man you know I got that Cudi status.

Or MOM BITCH GET OFF MY NUTTS I GOT THAT COODI STATUS MUA FUCKA!

by Briant Willows August 20, 2012

facebook status whore

NOUN

One who clogs your facebook notifications with ridiculous status updates every 30 minutes.

25 notifications in a row?? Jeff is such a Facebook status whore !!

by soapy pickle November 4, 2013

MOG status

1. noun - A state of perfection that can only be described by the words "Mother of God."

2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.

Person 1 - "Here is your mixed drink!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"

by Professor Funkadopolis January 14, 2014

Jerk-Status

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.

Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!

by Adb1002 August 29, 2018

Tiger Woods Status

Your brain turning off the sound or images from media saturation. Auto-mute.

Joe Paterno now has Tiger Woods Status.}

The Kardashians have Tiger Woods Status

by Catdog12756 November 12, 2011