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fidget spinner

The most expensive Bull***t toy ever invented. With prices ranging from $7 to $400
"Amy your fidget spinner is awesome"
"Thanks your fidget spinner is cool too"

"Rick your f****** spinner cost you 200 dollars?"
"Yeah I'm a rich boy who doesn't know what to do with my money"
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Fidget Spinner

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.
Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"
by StompLiberals January 22, 2019
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Fidget spinner furry gamer

Fidget spinner furry gamer is one of the 4 genders.
YO MY FIDGET SPINNER FURRY GAMER, WANNA PLAY SOME FORTNUT
by The dad that never came back February 22, 2019
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curry stinger

Consuming foods high in curry produces a burning/heat sensation while ingestimg, while moving through the digestive tract and while making a bowel movement. This phenomenon applies to both men and women.
A diet consuming of mostly curry rich foods, as one might expect from a native of India, can lead to an almost endless ring of fire in the anus area.
When one has anal sex a partner in this category, the tender skin of the penis is susceptible to the residual curry, causing discomfort and a burning sensation.
This is called a curry stinger.
I banged this hot Indian chick last night, but when she let me back door her, I got a mean case of curry stinger."
by Zuppamon January 10, 2020
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Golf swinger

A golf person who only plays with random groups or people. 9 holes minimum per time out.
The guy over there is a golf swinger, he is just looking to play.
by Hole in 1 February 1, 2020
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Figet spinner

When a male sticks his cock in a female’s belly button and then spins her on it.
Wanna try figet spinner? No thanks, my dick snapped last time
by dontcuminthetoaster April 7, 2020
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Hammer Swinger

noun { ham-mur sweeng-ur }

a well-endowed male
Ol' Richard Harden sure was a hammer swinger.
by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020
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