Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.

"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."

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Penis Spaghetti

Cum in long thin strands being ejaculated on to a plate of some sorts.

“Would you like a plate os penis spaghetti?”

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A name to call someone that calls you an annoying name. Works more effectively for blondes.

Ex: Kyle: ok, boomer

Ellie: you Elderly spaghetti head

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An absolute faggot. 100% cunt. May be psychotic.

When someone is overly triggered by something or someone for no reason, or for a reason that is not only lightly infuriating.

Person 1: *Talking to friend*
Person 2: CAN YOU STOP TALKING
Person 1: Jeez you don't have to get all upsetti spaghetti

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The act of snorting spaghetti-os up your nose and into your sinuses.

Collin showed me the Up-Nose-Spaghetti-Os last night, it was crazy!

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An idiot that acts like spaghetti by twirling around on the ground and generally acting like a fucking spastic retard.

Stop twirling around, you fucking nug nug spaghetti shlug!