After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.
A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!
B: Ew what the hell man?!
by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017

the finest of the dishes, everyone loves it, all hail our almighty spaghetti and yogurt, specially toxt, toxt really loves spaghetti and yogurt
by imbetterthanuincallofduty May 21, 2024

A pedophile.
by Rubber Sucky October 14, 2016

A QUEEN. A GODDESS. WE. KA-FUCKIN'. STAN. Like, 1) makes me G A Y, 2) Soft girl tingggzzz uwu, and 3) Holy shit one of THE purest and most adorable people on Earth I swear to our sista God in Heaven uwu
by Mahi!! February 29, 2020

by That good spaghetti January 15, 2021

Spreading The Spaghetti means to literally spread your spaghetti so that someone of tall Greek origins can enjoy his meal in peace.
Tall Greek Man Has Requested You To Keep Spreading The Spaghetti So He Can Enjoy This Delicious Meal Of Yeast Brought To You By The Pyramids Of Egypt.
by UrNamestaken August 23, 2021

Someone who has “Spaghetti Lips” look like they were kids who would slurp spaghetti and the sauce would get all over their face.
“Spaghetti Lips” are smooth and look like a man got half a syringe of filler.
“Spaghetti Lips” are smooth and look like a man got half a syringe of filler.
by ilovewelshmen May 7, 2025
