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dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.
A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!
by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017
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Spaghetti And Yogurt

the finest of the dishes, everyone loves it, all hail our almighty spaghetti and yogurt, specially toxt, toxt really loves spaghetti and yogurt
spaghetti and yogurt
yes, spaghetti and yogurt
all hail the spaghetti and yogurt
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Spaghetti Mike

That guy is starting to act like Spaghetti Mike.
by Rubber Sucky October 14, 2016
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EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI

A QUEEN. A GODDESS. WE. KA-FUCKIN'. STAN. Like, 1) makes me G A Y, 2) Soft girl tingggzzz uwu, and 3) Holy shit one of THE purest and most adorable people on Earth I swear to our sista God in Heaven uwu
SDFGHJKGKDF EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI MAKES ME UUWWWUUUUUUU <33333333333333
by Mahi!! February 29, 2020
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good spaghetti

Good Wet pussy. Known by sound it make like stirring macaroni.
by That good spaghetti January 15, 2021
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Spreading The Spaghetti

Spreading The Spaghetti means to literally spread your spaghetti so that someone of tall Greek origins can enjoy his meal in peace.
Tall Greek Man Has Requested You To Keep Spreading The Spaghetti So He Can Enjoy This Delicious Meal Of Yeast Brought To You By The Pyramids Of Egypt.
by UrNamestaken August 23, 2021
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Spaghetti Lips

Someone who has “Spaghetti Lips” look like they were kids who would slurp spaghetti and the sauce would get all over their face.

“Spaghetti Lips” are smooth and look like a man got half a syringe of filler.
girl 1: “Omg, look how cute he is!”

girl 2: “I don’t know, he’s got spaghetti lips.”
by ilovewelshmen May 7, 2025
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