South Jersey

The part of New Jersey that is not an embarrassment.

You're from New Jersey, but you aren't a walking joke.

I am from South Jersey.

by South Jersey - 51st State December 14, 2010

south park

The BEST show ever to air!

Me-Lets watch south park!
Amber-That show is sooo gay!
Me-NO IT AINT*POUNCES ON AMBER*

by cartmaniax September 22, 2005

Nova Southeastern University

A really nice University with an equally nicely funded student body. Not only is our campus stunning, check out the students. A typical Nova student is white, tan, blonde, rocking Prada sunglasses, a Gucci belt, and Birkenstocks and a polo. Some of the richest kids around the country, even more so around the world. Some of the wealthiest offspring in the world come here to Nova, representing over 90 countries and 50 states. Everyone comes from money, and they make sure you know it, too. Kids drive the most absurd cars, BMW’s, Audi’s, Caddy’s, Mercedes, Bentley’s, Maserati’s, Ferrari’s you name it. Everyone has either a yacht, private jet, a condo or beach house in Deerfield or Palm Beach or another house in Connecticut , New York or some Caribbean Island. Nova life is like living on an exclusive resort or country club. Where else can you sit in a hammock under a palm tree by the side of one of the lakes on campus? A typical day at Nova would consist of waking up so the housekeepers can clean the dorms, go shopping with mommy or daddy’s AMEX, drink an excessive amount of alcohol, and party all night in Downtown Fort Lauderdale, Las Olas or South Beach.

Nova Southeastern University President is sometimes chaufferd in a Phantom.

by nsu2011 February 27, 2011

Deep South Cotton Mouth

Refers to an extreme thirst brought about while high on marijuana.

Symptoms include: Extremely dry mouth, Excessive thirst, and a motivation to drink everything in sight.

Also referred to as simply, deep south

James Bonfire had Deep South Cotton Mouth last night and drank 5 water bottles in an hour

by James Bonfire June 24, 2011

Australian Water Snout

Letting an Australian Elephant insert its trunk into the recipients' rectum. The recipient then goes on to releases it's bowels, filling the Australian Elephants' trunk with fecal matter. The elephant then pulls its' trunk out of the recipients' anus and allows the man to insert his penis into the elephants' trunk

He didn't come to work all day because he said he stayed up all night getting an Australian Water Snout

by Crocodile cumdee August 12, 2009

southington

Southington is your average town except for the fact that we have more alcohol, drugs, and hoe's than any other town in Ct. It's also home to the one and only Mother Fucking John Sample and yes he's a real person for those of you who doubt that he is

*everyone in this town is on drugs or has done them at one point* oh yeah mr. murphy has a weird face, it's flat and red and shit... LONG LIVE THE REIGN OF GENERAL GLEASON !

by Jen Cordis Eats More Cum Than Anyone February 25, 2004

Southland

California from Los Angeles to the border. Los Angeles, OC, Imperial County, Riverside, San Bernardino, San Diego.

Dudes hit hard in the Southland.

by Lt. Dungheap May 16, 2006