Smoke off

Smoke off (n.):
A smoke off is a true test of manhood, an activity to seperate men from boys. Consider it the "March Madness" of getting high. A smoke off is called simply by saying "Smo smo smoke off", or if everyone is already baked out of their minds you may use "Mo mo moke off" (see moke off). Those who reply by again saying "Smo smo smoke off" will surely be put to the cannabis challenge as bowl after bowl after bowl is packed and smoked. The last man standing has truly earned the right to be called a gentleman, a scholar, and a stoner.

Stoner 1: "Smo smo smoke off pussies, I'm not even high"
Stoners 2-7: "Smo smo smoke off"

An hour or so later

Dead silence as surely everyone has given into the true power of pot and has passed out where they sat during the smoke off.

by JJ, Bmill, Cody, Josh, Chunk, Beans, Nick January 7, 2006

Smoking Down To Brownsville

Smoking a cigarette down to its filter

"Yo look at you! Smoking Down to Brownsville...Just light another one!"

by ArmLova April 26, 2010

Smoking Penises

To say some bullshit

Lavar BalI just went on ESPN and said he could beat Michael Jordan 1on1. He's over there smoking penises.

by JakePealy May 31, 2017

quit smoking

A grueling, but neccesary, choice.

I never had cavities before I started my 7 year smoking American Spirit habit. Now at age 21, I've already had 5. More than $700 in damage, not counting the pack price in CT which is about $11.50 or more. I wish I quit smoking sooner

by Thepieinthesky January 14, 2018

smoish

an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.

"Where's Sarah?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to Brad Pitt"

by Andy Hall February 21, 2005

Smoke Poacher

A Smoke Poacher is a person that consistently and ruthlessly takes other peoples cigarettes. They often say they don't smoke, they really mean they don't BUY cigerettes.

Oh great.. The Smoke Poacher is on his way over..

by D-Bozz April 23, 2011

Smoke Route

A system of backroads and throughstreets that lead you to where you started. Used by stoners with nowhere to smoke weed in a congested city. They drive these routes while smoking weed, because they are convinced that no police ever go through the systems of roads they used.

Joe: 'Hey fucknugget, don't spark that, cops come through here."

Chris: "Aight, Joe, lets go on a smoke route, hop in my car"

by unclepeanuts May 17, 2011