posting sickness

The disease one contracts from interacting with strangers online more often than with people in real life. Results in the most brain-dead takes imaginable. Often terminal.

"Did you see what Ryan said on twitter last night? I mean, he can't think that EVERYONE who owns a cat is racist, right?"
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."

by Cock and Behavioral Therapy September 16, 2022

big sick

Big sick when something is so lit it exceeds that’s so sick

Hey man can you believe they won the game last night!

Big sick man big sick 😝

by Passiton September 1, 2021

frickin sick

When something is more than sick

The Whittier Wildcats are frickin sick

by Trem boy January 24, 2017

sick bitties

Australian term for when something is so beyond sick, there isn’t a better word.

“Oi, your new pad is sick bitties mate”

by themasterginge July 6, 2023

Gollum Sickness

Gollum sickness: They see a ring (on a person) and become possessive over it (the person) and covet it above all else. This can also make them a vile wretched person, of a low nature, slinking in dark places.

Best advice, toss them into a volcano and keep on walking. ;)

"Why is Mike stalking Lisa's Facebook all day? Oh she just got engaged and he's lost it, dude's got Gollum sickness."

by CaptAmazing January 15, 2016

sick bowl

a bowl usually white familys use to throw up in when they feel sick, wash it and then use it to mix cake in and use.

“your family isn’t using the sick bowl to mix that, right?”

by cecethecoolest November 28, 2022

Sick Silom

When you put your finger in your nose then put it in someone elses mouth

My husband gives me a sick silom all the time and it really pisses me off.

by KKSW April 29, 2019