Poo Poo Shoe

To call up a chinese restaurant whilst pooing in a shoe while your partner massages your ball sack. The goal is to get the chinese man on the line to say, "Oh Yes A Poo Poo Platter!".

Yo, did you hear that Frank and Lisa performed a perfect Poo Poo Shoe last night?

by Ladies Man345 March 16, 2011

Shoe up da pipe

When someone is fucking pissed and kicks your ass and their shoe gets stuck up your microscopic assholes

Kid 1: Your mom
Kid 2: Im gonna kick your ass!
*Kid 2 kicks Kid 1*
Kid 2: Haha, shoe up da pipe whore!
Kid 1: Owwie!! Do you have any vaseline for this?

by Shmeego May 5, 2005

Shoebacci

A contest in the race for "shotgun" in a carpool situation. When the car comes into sight, the challengers may ammend the origional "Shotgun" request. If "Shoebacci" is called legally, the driver may accept the request. If this is the case, the driver will select a target for the contestants to throw their respective shoes at. As in regulation Bacci Ball, the contestant who landed the shoe closest to target wins shotgun. The Incumbant Shitgun Caller may choose to go first or last or in the middle if applicable. The driver must return the shoes to the contestants.

Passenger A- "Shotgun, no Blitz!"

Passenger B- "Shoebacci!!"

Driver: "OK Ladies, hit that lamp post?"

by Ethan147 January 10, 2008

Shoe Face

A weak insult to someone wearing blue jeans.

Hey Shoe Face! Your jeans are blue, and your face looks like a shoe!

by heylookitsbla July 25, 2018

mad shoe

Hott ass chick

Man lets go skoop up sum mad shoes

by what it do March 25, 2003

pumple shoe sneeze

A sneeze that will not come out.

I had a pumple shoe sneeze that made my head hurt.

by Pumple Shoe July 27, 2018

tie his shoe

to hook up

Girl #1: "So, are you going to tie his shoe tonight?"
Girl #2: "Well, it's not like I haven't already tied it."

by ohsnapitsthetor March 24, 2009