scraper

a woman who drags her teeth on the penis while giving oral pleasure

i smacked that scraper hoe upside her head!

by Spankinstein April 27, 2003

sharpen your crayon

(1.) To masturbate into the back of your 60-pack crayola crayon box.

I'm going to sharpen your crayon...ONE HANDED!

by CLAIREDEANDESIREE August 15, 2007

Sharpen

The common act of which a male by instinct checks out a female even if he does or does not find her attractive.

Man, she ain't even hot but you keep sharpening.

by LBOT January 7, 2011

gone pear-shaped

An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.

Heck Max, your wife gone pear-shaped since y'all got married.

by Mike June 29, 2004

sharpened pencil

circumcised penis

when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.

by cmoorepuss April 20, 2004

Heart shaped box

Slang for vagina, usualy a smelly one.

WHAT the hell is in my heart shaped box??

by manicalhippieboy February 14, 2008

Sharpening the Pencil

When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.

Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!

by BreeTiful1211 February 20, 2011