SHIZZLEBIT

A little bit of something, a little bit of shit, ie. food, drugs, ect.

1.Yeah, I want some some pizza, but I'm not that hungry. just give me a shizzlebit. 2. Damn, for 20 bucks this sure is a shizzlebit ass sack! 3. Yeah, I took a piss, but only a shizzlebit came out!

by Brittany T April 17, 2008

shizzle popped

(shiz-uhl popt)
-adj., verb

1. Equivalent to voicing an expletive during any undesirable or unlucky situation. The phrase "to the max" can be appended to emphasize extremely dire circumstances.

2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because your vehicle ran out of fuel.

"Dude. When his girlfriend finds out he's been cheating on her, he is sooo shizzle popped it's not even funny."

"I told you to fill up on gas before we left, you tardmuffin! Now we're totally shizzle popped... to the max!"

by Dyslexicon March 30, 2010

sizzled icicle

when a man with a moustache goes down on a chick and when he comes back up he has cum in his moustache.

girl1- sean went down on me last ight and i jizzed n when he came back up he had my jizz in his stache but i didnt wanna say anything
girl2- ahhh, thts nasty, i went on urban dictionary the other day and im pretty sure thts called a sizzled icicle and i bet he felt like a retard when he seen it in the mirror

by C.G/diesel December 12, 2010

Shizzle

A word used to describe something.
Another word for s**t.

Any random shizzle.
You're the shizzle.

by EISando December 28, 2013

Shizzed

The result of mind blowing oral sex whereby a man shits and jizzes at the same time.

I just shizzed everyone but I whatever, I gots mine!

by William Shitspeare May 8, 2014

Shizzlemonk

something to exclaim if stuck for words

oh shizzlemonk! that guy's killing me online

by the anglo-egyptian jedi November 20, 2014

shizzle bop

1.) The good dope.
2.) Code word for an illegal substance.

3.) when something is the best of its class.

1.) I got that shizzle bop!
2.) Yo, you got the shizzle bop?
3.) My new car is the shizzle bop!

by Arty Barnes November 19, 2015