poosarian section

A poo so large that it has to be surgically removed

I was absolutely crippling for a poo and it was too big to come out so I had to go to the hospital for a poosarian section

by Slim billy bob March 8, 2025

B-Section

A B-Section is a specialized surgical procedure in which a skilled professional meticulously removes both the hair and follicles from the eyebrows. Often B-Sections lead to Follicurolysis Syndrome and can be fatal.

My drunk friend dared my homeless uncle to get a B-Section he died 2 weeks later.

by the strong voice of the wind T April 3, 2025

non-sentient

Lacking conscious awareness, perception, feeling, or any capacity for subjective experience. Operating purely through mechanical, algorithmic, or reactive processes without sensation, cognition, or intent.

If you are unsure whether you are non-sentient; you might be !

by Azeas June 12, 2025

C-SECTION

The coworker that puts more effort in disappearing than actually being helpful

Guy 1. Where is the nub ?
Guy2. Haven't seen him all day and we needed help
Guy 1. As soon as c-section is found bring him to me
Guy 2. C-section?
Guy1. He must be afraid labor

by BDE>bde October 20, 2025

The Sentient Mirror Phenomenon

The observation, activated by self-awareness, in which an individual recognizes their past, current or desired personality traits, characteristics, and/or behaviors in others, which is often used for the purpose of self-evaluation and improvement.

So you’re on your self-growth journey and realize—it’s not the universe sending you the same bum-ass, dusty goofies. It’s your reflection, your goofy traits showing up in these dusty people and you don't like what you see. That’s the Sentient Mirror Phenomenon.

by Troy Makwa October 28, 2025

Ejection Seating

The intentional, passive-aggressive act of behaving in a sudden, eccentric, or highly unappealing manner (often via text or on a date) to force the other person to end the relationship or ghost you first, thereby avoiding the uncomfortable responsibility of initiating the breakup.

Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.

"I didn't hear back after my last date, but I think I just got ejection seated—he suddenly started sending me three-page manifestos about his theories on ancient aliens."

"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."

"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."

by Aura Lucia October 30, 2025

separate the saucer section

A sex act where you peg somebody, then unstrap yourself (leaving the dildo in their anus) and change position to service them from the front.

"Squeeze your docking clamps tight, baby. I'm about to separate the saucer section!"

by FoxyMoron666 December 21, 2017