self-simulacra

Self-paradox.

Self-image.

The ontology of meaning from fiction (self, nation, myth) because process is an image of itself.

Fiction (paradox) has real (naturalistic) meaning because process (self-paradox) is a self-simulacra (self-image).

Ie. Meaning arises because process is a self-image.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019

self wash

While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands

I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash

by jagwaggin March 22, 2011

Self neuter

The process of brutally ripping your testicles out from between your legs and later frying them at a KFC.

I just gave myself a self neuter! It was painful but my balls were just so fucking scrumptious after I ate those motherfuckers at my local KFC.

by Bigbootyhoe47 December 24, 2020

self-gaslighting

word created my the greek goddess, Lia.
DEFINITION: forcing yourself into thinking something

Me: This song is the best song ever!
You: no it actually sucks ...
Me: what ever bro this song slaps
You: stop self-gaslighting dude we all know that song is trash

by knowlegde69 December 14, 2021

self-bussed

throwing yourself under a the bus

Him: Did you see Pompeo on FOX this morning? WTF was he doing?
Her: He self-bussed

by stuartc1 October 6, 2019

Self-docked

When you get hit in the cock so hard your penis inverts.

Holy shit Simon got cock shotted so hard he self-docked!

by Cock shot king February 2, 2018

self dicking

When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.

I'm self dicking. I used cheat codes to intentionally make this video game as hard as possible.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016