Evergreen Secondary

Better than riverside/j. We too have ipads, some slay-quality fake grass that somehow is always half moist. Cardboard tasting canteen food but super cool 60 cent green tea (un-heaven and un-earth). Pretty study corners with extremely pretty chairs on every floor and walls with receding hairlines. Simply called evergreen; because the students are all evergreen. Flat vocal-ed school anthem but super vibey, teachers all super silly goofy 🤪🤪. Live Evg Laugh Evg Love Evg.

A: What school were you from?
B: Evergreen secondary, why?

A: Maybe that's why you're still single.

by flue April 17, 2022

snappy seconds

When someone sends you a saved Snapchat (caption and all) over a different platform, making it obvious the original was meant for someone on Snapchat and you're getting their sloppy seconds.

Taylor must be talking to another girl, he sent me snappy seconds of his dog.

by modern lexicographer January 27, 2023

Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

The relative speed at which a Korean girl moves. The numeric average is 24 KPS. Speeds may vary depending on the situation i.e. KPS may decrease if the Korean girl is drunk.

Dammit we will be late to the club because she is moving at a speed of 24 Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

by PandaJ22 January 13, 2015

The 30 seconds

"The 30 seconds" is a street game played by inner city residents of Pittsburgh, PA. The objective is to fight / try & knock each other out in under 30 seconds. Certain parts of Pittsburgh call it "the 10" or "the 20" which is the same rules but with less time.

Wassup wit "the 30 seconds" ike?
Silk we could get "the 20" right now.
G-bo ill run "the 10" wit you niggi.

by ShadyJuJu305 April 14, 2017

sphinct-o-second

That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.

1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.

2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !

by ADzski March 7, 2019

Just a second

An indeterminate amount of time between now and never where time is both not and of the essence.

Hana: Can I have your help with shoveling my car out of the snow, James?
James: Just a second and I will be right there I'm a little busy at the moment.
Hana: On second thought I'll just do it myself, thanks anyway.

by mastermrmiester July 3, 2019

Ronald Anthony Redeaux the Second

Bougie bitch

He is a Ronald Anthony Redeaux the Second type of guy.

by ShadowTonks November 27, 2019