scoompa

A g-string worn by farmers, particularly dairy farmers in northern regions of Bavaria, on their way to milk the cows.

(In a German accent) Oi mate I’m on me way to milk the cows. Damn your scoompa looking fine, know anywhere you can get one from near here? Me cows need a new sight to see before I turn into a scoompa loompa. Do you prefer yours lace or hand woven silk?

by Dictionary definitions r us November 6, 2020

schomp

Meth, speed. This is a definition that was based on the sound that is made when a rock is being cut.

Jones was busted for slangin' schomp.

by Rhino December 16, 2004

Scoops

Diarrhea of the worst kind,

Non-stop runs

Oh, man I went out for Macdonalds last night, gave me the worst case of the scoops..

by Jamesalberta January 3, 2007

Scoopiner

When you are in a public setting and you consciously decide to scoop your genitalia out of your trou. Sweat pants are best worn for such an occasion.

Kyle: "Check out dude scoopiner in the line up at McDicks!"

Ashley: "I bet he orders a hot apple McFuck pie!"

by Chris Carr December 24, 2008

scrompled

totally messed up; not functioning as originally intended

i went to try and fix her computer problem, but her pc is scrompled.

by PAZUZUDEMON December 25, 2008

Scoop a hog

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.

"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."

by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007

scooperoonie

another term for 'thats the story' or 'thats the scoop'. often used at the tail end of telling an analogy or story

"and Mary, he left her with the baby and the million dollars, and that's the scooperoonie"

by chongo jones January 2, 2008