Moonlight Savings Time

There ought to be a moonlight saving time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
There ought to be a law in clover time
To keep that moon out overtime
To keep each lover's lane in rhyme
Till dawning
You'd better hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
Get busy today
You'd better croon a tune to the man up in the moon
Here is what I say
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning

You'd better hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
Get busy today
You'd better croon a tune to the man up in the moon
And here is what I say
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could say good morning

by Death Menace May 24, 2023

Body shaming

Sssniperwolf moment

Person 1: Have you watched h the new sssniperwolf video?
Person 2: no I heard she body shames people, that’s a big yikes moment
Person 3: I got body shamed by sssniperwolf
Person 4: she’s such a body shaming person

by Ericskykid May 29, 2023

porn shaming

When someone shames you when you admit to watching porn

“You watch porn that’s gross”(porn shaming)

by Mr pimp your ride June 11, 2023

Vincent-Shaming

Vincent-Shaming is when you develop a really unhealthy, completely unreasonable crush on someone called Vincent, whom you've only met like four times and thinking about him takes up your whole day everyday and then your mean roommate says you've been stood up by Vincent.

"i really like Vincent" "haha he doesn't text you back and you're a loser and I'm Vincent-Shaming you"

by Carlogio June 12, 2023

fat-shaming

embarrassing people on how skinny they look

*finishes eating dinner*
*reaches for more potatoes"
Emily: "Slow down peppa pig! Are you really getting seconds, seriously?"
Me: "Are you seriously going to get ANOTHER HUSBAND? Slow down!"
EMILY KNEW SHE HAD TO STOP FAT-SHAMING

by dunnowhatimdoinghere June 12, 2023

Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

Pork-shaming

Making a non-muslim person feel bad for eating pork meat.

Thomas: *prepares pork cutlet in the kitchen*
Shamekh: "Eating haram filth again, i see." - he is pork-shaming Thomas.

by antrakinon June 20, 2023