Atlas Syndrome

The condition of dealing with constant burden; Comes from Atlas, the titan in Grekk mythology who literally carried the world on his shoulders.

I tried my best to get Jerry out of the house and distract him from getting fired and losing his girlfriend, but he was too preoccupied with his Atlas Syndrome.

by Curtis Meyer November 14, 2009

Google Syndrome

When you suddenly think of some completely random question that has to be looked up on Google and answered right at that very moment.
This syndrome usually leads to the more serious illness of Google Search Syndrome or in more serious cases, Youtube Syndrome.

Jill : "... I wonder how much the average male platypus weighs..." *leaves to go on the computer*
Alex : "Ugh. You have Google Syndrome again!"
FIVE HOURS LATER.
Jill : "Alex, did you know that the average human accidentally eats 8 spiders in their life?"
Alex : "Ugggh."
9 HOURS LATER.
Jill : "Hahahaha! Oh, Fred! He's so funny. Can we go buy some helium to talk like him?"
Alex : "...."

by Ni Hao, Shinatty-Chan October 15, 2010

iPhone Syndrome

When someone who has just bought an iphone, Who mentions or uses it in every situation.

Jack called me on the toilet, he has iPhone Syndrome.

by Iphoneist January 04, 2009

Chet syndrome

This refers to the phenomenon of the supremely annoying and sadistic older brother, after Wyatt's brother in the popular television program "Weird Science."

My brother was so totally a case of the Chet syndrome: he used to pull the heads off of my Barbies, take my panties to school to show his useless and creepy friends, "borrowed" my CDs forever, and hogged up the bathroom by showering until all the hot water is gone and I would have to shower cold. Brrrr!

by Chili Dog Bravo October 30, 2007

fuck it syndrome

a mental illness that befalls a person who has things to do, but says fuck it and doesn't do anything

I was gonna study for my test today, but I said Fuck it, and I played Gears of War 2 all day. I must have fuck it syndrome

by Ricardo montoban February 25, 2009

Pornocular Syndrome

When, after having seen enough amateur porn, an individual is able to walk in the street and know what people look like naked even before actually seeing them take off their clothes. This can be either a blessing or a curse, depending of course on who you are looking at.

Dan: Wow! That chick is bomb-dot-com. I wish I could see her naked.
Mac: Been there...seen that
Dan: Really!?!?!?
Mac: No...but i know what she looks like...I've got Pornocular syndrome.

by Dhoch March 09, 2008

WWE syndrome

Being insanely obsessed with wrestling and any thing to do with wrestling

Tom: OH MAN Brock Lesnar !!!

by sizzle February 26, 2003