seattle yodel

While licking someone's ass, one starts yodeling.

"Yo! Wanna Seattle Yodel the shit outta me?"

by Johnson Bisnaga August 21, 2019

Seattle Deep Dish

you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever

Friend 1: Sorry man, I’ve got to go, my gf needs me to do something

Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!

by wisconsin.supersoaker October 25, 2019

scattertude

When a person has got attitude or is upset by something then "scatters" throws all their belongings of objects about.

My wife got upset with me and then trashed the room. She had proper Scattertude

by Bagsy45 November 3, 2019

scatterbitched

When you like one girl but you also like another girl.

You see I like Lisa but I also like Karen. Many I’m scatterbitched

by Andrew Forcienal November 8, 2019

Seattle mouth

It’s when your mouth tastes like a transient just took a dump right square in the middle of your mouth.

Man, I woke up this morning with Seattle mouth!

by cjonesnsv December 7, 2019

Satterfield

To be a Satterfield you have to be a complete and total moron. Typically you cannot be a high school graduate. MLM are you favorite job so you can lay around on a fart saturated couch looking for a new dick to impregnate you. You’ll want to lie about who your baby daddy is as well. And most often your hair needs to be dyed badly but almost never is because you have no real job.

That girl has so many kids and not a single one has the same dad. Must be a Satterfield.

Did you hear about the girl who had Instagram followers host a baby shower for her and then she sold all the stuff?! She has to be a Satterfield.

That bitch looks like Michael Jackson! Definitely a SATTERFIELD.

She’s in her 20s with no driver’s license. What a Satterfield thing to do.

by Slutterfield January 7, 2020

Seattle Salt

The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.

Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"

Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."

by BsAlchemy January 12, 2020