This is a sex story.
Janelle walked up the driveway of the party in a tight miniskirt and only a bra. Her high heels clacked on the pavement and she pushed open the door to find beer and guys everywhere. They were all mingling around. She sat down and grabbed a small beer, and looked around to find the host. As she waited, a handsome but obscure man walked up and sat down.
He unzipped his hoodie and showed his face. "Who are you?" he asked, his eyes greedily devouring her huge breasts.
"Janelle, you? And do you know where Tina is?" Janelle answered primly, but her pussy was starting to get warm.
"Mark. Tina's right over there," he answered, pointing. "But wait."
Janelle swished her hair around and looked questioningly at Mark. "What?"
"Come with me. I'll show you where she is."
Mark led her down a few hallways and finally they got to a bedroom suite.
"What? Tina's not in here!" Janelle stubbornly started to leave.
"Tina isn't. But..." Mark trailed off, and Janelle noticed the tent in his pants.
She smiled and he walked towards her, his shirt already off.
"May I?" he asked.
"Oh yes, yes you may." Janelle smiled, and unbuttoned her skirt. There were no panties. She also took off her bra.
Her breasts were huge.
The rest... is R.
Janelle walked up the driveway of the party in a tight miniskirt and only a bra. Her high heels clacked on the pavement and she pushed open the door to find beer and guys everywhere. They were all mingling around. She sat down and grabbed a small beer, and looked around to find the host. As she waited, a handsome but obscure man walked up and sat down.
He unzipped his hoodie and showed his face. "Who are you?" he asked, his eyes greedily devouring her huge breasts.
"Janelle, you? And do you know where Tina is?" Janelle answered primly, but her pussy was starting to get warm.
"Mark. Tina's right over there," he answered, pointing. "But wait."
Janelle swished her hair around and looked questioningly at Mark. "What?"
"Come with me. I'll show you where she is."
Mark led her down a few hallways and finally they got to a bedroom suite.
"What? Tina's not in here!" Janelle stubbornly started to leave.
"Tina isn't. But..." Mark trailed off, and Janelle noticed the tent in his pants.
She smiled and he walked towards her, his shirt already off.
"May I?" he asked.
"Oh yes, yes you may." Janelle smiled, and unbuttoned her skirt. There were no panties. She also took off her bra.
Her breasts were huge.
The rest... is R.
by pseudonym1989 October 6, 2011
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Noun. A story of such epic proportions that it rivals the Illiad itself. The complexity and intracacies of these "Avani Stories" are often compared to the great Hindu texts, the Mahabharata and the Bhagavad Gita. Usually the storyteller sets up the story by explaining the setting, then follows it up with a plot reminiscent of Christopher Nolan films. This type of story telling originated from a woman named Avani, who lived long ago, before the age of television and internet. She was known throughout the land as reciting these great tales. Many have said that these stories and myths were used to pass down wisdom and knowledge from the gods. Listeners of these words of wisdom are often observed to be so astounded, the only words they are able to speak are, "Cool Story, Bro."
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John bragged that he caught a record breaking marlin that was so huge that it HAD to have been a record breaker, however, he released it back into the sea. You just had to have been there. WHAT AN OSAMA FISH STORY!!!!
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