Steaming Richard

The action of stuffing poop into a sock, microwaving it, and then slapping one across the face with it.

If you don't stop doing that, I'll be forced to give you a steaming richard.

by BuckingFastard September 30, 2003

steamrolled

1. To be wiped out very quickly without any pause in the attack. Often used on capture maps in Team Fortress.

2. Rapid, continuous destruction, often with a certain destination in mind.

3. An incredibly quick, very destructive lost that often seems comical.

Red Team: Defend the point nubs.

*Loses first point*

Red Team: WTF was that shit nubs, get on the second point!

*Loses next point in next minute*

Blue Team: Lol, steamrolled.

by Gamer3291-2935-19754918 February 21, 2009

Split Seam

Anal sex with a male or female with an exceptionally tight bung hole or anus that results in an external tear of the oring skin around the top, bottom or both of the sphincter.

Stan: Hey Roger. Where did you go last night after the bar?
Roger: Drove the trail to find a prostitute.
Stan: And?
Roger: Picked up a nasty crack ho. For $10 I worked her up good. Pretty sure I gave her a Split Seam.
Stan: How do you know?
Roger: She squealed like pig and could barely walk back to the street corner.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015

steamed

Someone who is really mad or pissed off.

Curt was steamed like rice after Jenny rejected him for a date.

by Mayo, Ivan July 16, 2008

minnesota steamer

taking s dump in a hole drilled in the ice while your buddies are fishing in the hole next to you poopcrapturdfishingice fishing

dude i had to poop so bad on the lake i dropped a minnesota steamer while my buddy reeled in a walleye

by mark koran November 16, 2006

Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie

The rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. This causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man's lie. It is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. First popularized by Scrubs when Carla walked in on all the male staff watching Carla and Turk's nanny for Izzy on the television. Carla walks in, and all the men enter the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie Zone.

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“Hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— Carla

“Football.”— Turk

(Everyone agrees)

“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith

“They started late this year.”— Doug

“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd

“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted

“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.

“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso

“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk

by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 3, 2010

Steaming T-rav

A cup in Beer Pong that has been buiding up getting warm but it never drinken. Eventually leading to it being poured into cups for the next game so everyone has to drink hot beer that was originally poured 4 games earlier also commonly called a t-rav cup

"Drink that cup you got a Steaming T-rav there"

by Drunk123 May 28, 2009