Sliffinicus

Sliffinicus - The never ending state of confusion caused by the combination of an overdose of centipede intake and over stimulization of the thorax regions. Symptoms include skankiness, an obsessive admiration of retarded actors like John Travola, loss of gonads, and drymouth.

Dude 1 - "Canh caught a nasty case of Sliffinicus from his nasty-ass girlfriend, do you think he'll be alright?"

Dude 2 - "Hell nah, he gone die."

by you gay November 7, 2008

Slime Totem Pole

Don't Ask

She has been playing slime totem pole all day long.

by bpawn May 12, 2009

slim gym

A slim joint.
A thin but potent marijuana cigarette.

Let's roll a slim gym!

I got no fat mofo...it's a slim gym tode!

by onemagicmushroom April 22, 2010

slim crisp

adj.- "Having a sleak/slender appearance while simultaneously looking very neat or proper". The word carries a very fashion forward context and also implies an undeniable sexiness.

Person 1: "Did you see Ryan Seacrest's suit on American Idol last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he was lookin' slim crisp!"

by Jaybone69 March 11, 2011

slimehag

A person with parasitic tendencies. They suck the living life out of you.
Originates from "hagfish" a sea creature that crawls into it's prey through the anus and other orifices and devours it from the inside.

Don't give that slimehag an inch or he'll take a yard!

by crosix September 19, 2013

Slime Pit

The act of filling a sexual partner's colon with lubricant, then having anal sex with them and having them evacuate the lubricant and ejaculate from their anus.

Man, doing a slime pit sure is expensive.

by GangsterSandwich September 14, 2016

Slime and dine

When you insert your nose into a vagina and blow the snot out, then eat it out.

"I had a cold so I slime and dined her"

by That ain't chocolate July 2, 2017