Slap Your Slushie

A synonym for having Sex with someone.

Your reeeallllyyy turning me on right now...can I slap your Slushie??" "You were totally reading my mind, lets do it.

by PapaDragon November 17, 2011

slap kiss

when someone kisses their hand then skips you across the face transferring the kiss (not really)

yesterday Josh gave me a slap kiss

by chocolate pig feet December 9, 2016

Slap Beth

Beth- another name for dick
Slap that Beth- Slap dick

You think you hot because you hit my ex? Slap Beth pussy

by King Bay-Al January 11, 2018

Slap boys month

In November all girls have permission to slap any boys and their asses and they can’t touch them

Yoo bro how you doing?
Not good because its slap boys month

by Yuri Tardet November 2, 2019

slap-a-ho tribe

A group of pathetic losers who are obsessed with keeping their pimp hand strong by slapping women around. This behavior stems from the need to compensate for a tiny penis. Commonly found sporting a wife beater.

Watch any episode of COPS.

by Unclesamskid January 7, 2005

Slap up

The act of striking one's flaccid penis against their own lower abdomen, in order to create a resonating 'clonking' sound.

It is absolutely essential that the penis is flaccid. The softer the penis, the louder and deeper the 'clonk'.

Having lots of excess foreskin can also have an advantage as it adds a 'whipping' noise to the 'clonk'.

If the tip of the flaccid penis can reach the naval, then it creates a beautiful, deep 'bonk' sound.
Once the slap up has been fully mastered, the 'clonk', 'whip' and 'bonk' sounds can all be heard with one well timed crack of the penis.
Some slap up's can be heard for miles around, and is said to be part of a mating call used by people in certain parts of the world.
Once again it is essential that the penis is flaccid. Striking a hard penis against the lower abdomen can cause the penis blood vessels to burst, bruising, internal bleeding, and even death.

Pete: 'Hey Dave, can you hear that resonating clonking sound coming from over there?'
Dave: 'Yeah I think its someone having a slap up.'
Pete: 'What makes you think that?'
Dave: 'I can smell it.'

by Charlieballbag May 14, 2014

Slap The Ham

1. To masturbate nonstop for hours upon end.

2. To look at pornogrophy continually for hours while insert a male's finger into his own anus over and over, until it bleeds.

Danny likes to slap the ham.

Did you hear that Will slapped the ham yesterday?

by Fingeringbutts June 1, 2006