walton shuffle

incredibly drunken stumbling, made funnier by the addition of obsticles

we all love watching andy perform the walton shuffle towards his house after a night of binge drinking

by popT March 25, 2003

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kitkat shuffle

can also refer to 2 fingered action btween lesbians

dont bother asking her if she wants a drink mate, she does the kitkat shuffle

by VonVrulesOK July 21, 2009

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Latex Lollipop Shuffle

An act, whereby an individual takes a used condom, turns it inside out, places it on their index and middle finger, and then proceeds to lick it like a lollipop.

Billy was tellin me the other day about how Dave and his gf did a LLS the other night, and Dave liked it.

by Beam me up, Scotty February 18, 2004

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five knuckle shuffle

Means to masterbate

I five knuckle shuffle myself

by cadug May 16, 2016

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A "dance" that amounts to little more than standing in one place, making erratic movements meant to be suggestive, which instead make you look like you are coming in your pants.

If a monkey were convinced to dance, but not taught how to, his movements would be similar to a person performing the monkey shuffle.

Shelly: Is he trying to impress us?
Candy: It looks like he's having sex with an invisible, vertical couch.
Shelly: Can the monkey shuffle really be that physically demanding that he should be sweating?
Candy: I'm expecting my dad to show up and join in.
Shelly: We should stop. I'm beginning to think he's actually... you know, mentally challenged.
Candy: Is that... Drool? Why won't he stop looking at us?
Shelly: Oh my god, Candy, we need to get out of here right now!
Candy: Let me get my purse!
Shelly: LEAVE IT! JUST LEAVE IT BEHIND!

by The Great Pumpkin February 10, 2009

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