by xxxswagxxx November 10, 2014
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In York, he visits York Minster and sees the same golden telephone with the same sign advertising 'calls to God, £1000'.
In Edinburgh, he visits St Giles and again sees the same golden telephone, but this time the sign reads 'calls to God, 10p'.
Surprised, he seeks out a member of the clergy and asks,
In York, he visits York Minster and sees the same golden telephone with the same sign advertising 'calls to God, £1000'.
In Edinburgh, he visits St Giles and again sees the same golden telephone, but this time the sign reads 'calls to God, 10p'.
Surprised, he seeks out a member of the clergy and asks,
'Minister, in Westminster Abbey and York Minster I have seen this golden telephone and calls to God advertised at £1000, yet here the price is only 10p! Why is that?'
The Minister replies 'Ah, you are in Scotland now. It's a local call!'
The Minister replies 'Ah, you are in Scotland now. It's a local call!'
by Ewan Carmichael October 10, 2006
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Derogatory word used to describe a sub class person. An individual that lacks class and intelligence. During the Old English Medieval Era a scooper was the person that cleaned up the Horse Dong in the streets.
This word is indigenous to the Town of Fallsburg in New York State.
This word is indigenous to the Town of Fallsburg in New York State.
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Scott Pilgrim VS the World- "I'm in lesbians with you."
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See that guy over there? He's a total ScoMo. I think he pissed himself before at the Cricket.. I ain't shaking his hand
by HonestD00d January 4, 2020
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He also is the prime minister of Australia, but that doesn't matter
He also is the prime minister of Australia, but that doesn't matter
"Hey who's that dude who shat himself at Engadine McDonalds after the Sharks lost in '97"
"That's Scott Morrison"
"That's Scott Morrison"
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