rusty humphrey

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman that has recently defecated and did not wipe.

Dude she made me give her a rusty humphrey when she found out I had sex with her sister.

by ballsmcgee2010 January 4, 2010

Rusty gaff

A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook,or a lesser know powerful rusty hook.The main difference is you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.

Last night I ovened the dutch girl after I gave her the powerful rusty gaff.She asked me to marry her the next day.

by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019

A RUSTY CARL

When some one shits inside a car hood so that shit can later be smelled through the inside vents

Did you really just do A RUSTY CARL to the Toyota Prius.

by Mikechi October 22, 2010

rusty facepack

After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.

Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot

by Iron Madein September 25, 2007

Rusty Bayonette

Inserting an erect penis into someone's anus, and then pushing it back and forth between two large breasts to simulate a stabbing motion.

"So I found out she liked anal last night. When she wasn't paying attention i flipped her around real quick and gave her a real good rusty bayonette.

by Skoolp January 1, 2012

Rusty Gauntlett

Verb - to Rusty Gauntlett

A derivative of Rusty Hook. A person places their hand inside their rectum and removes a handful of human fecal matter. This is then placed up another persons rectum

I really want to Rusty Gauntlett with you later - I love putting shit up your arse

by who_dares-wins March 17, 2011

rusty trombone

The act of having you're ass licked and getting a handjob at the same time

That girl sure plays a mean rusty trombone

by tisom July 6, 2014