rusty custard

a mixture of poo and semen concocted by putting your dong into anothers poop chute

Sandra is such a lover of anal play and really enjoys a rusty custard eye patch as a finishing move

by Yosemite Slamdancer December 15, 2011

rusty spooning

When you spoon with a REALLY old person

"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"

by The original rusty spoon February 4, 2016

ruphy colada

Bill Cosby's favourite cocktail...to buy for other people

Dawwwhhhhh...Put dahn that jello puddin and have yourself a cocktail, Ruphy Colada...I made it myself, specially for you....dawwhhhhhh

by DJSubterrain April 15, 2016

Rusty Euphonium

When you pick up a girl, ram her vagina, attempt to stick the small end of a euphonium mouth piece into her nipple, and continue to play on the mouth piece, representing her body as a euphonium.

Yea man I gave her a Rusty Euphonium.

by snappyboi December 1, 2017

rusty overalls

When a blue collar working man gets home from a long day of work and hits the pub then comes home for a night of fornication but can’t undo his straps because they are rusty.. he unzips his mid section and had at it

After a night of prowling I met a burly construction worker who took me back to his trailer and laid the rusty overalls on me. Owwwwww!!!

by Case face December 20, 2017

rusty subaru

When you give a person a rim-job but they haven't wiped in weeks so they have shit stuck in their rim and ass hair

Jim: I had to give Zack A rusty Subaru last night

by Boobaru April 23, 2018

Rusty Dog

The male penis after raw dogging anal sex with a less than clean partner.

Rachel gave me a rusty dog last night. Had to shower it off.

That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.

Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018