rubber ducky on the back

when a man ejaculates on a woman's back.

Carl: Did you give jackie a ruber ducky on the back last night?
Dan: Oh yes I gave her the bigest rubber ducky on the back last night!

by Thebomb3795 February 7, 2018

rubber goose

a third wheel, but better phrase

boy: does your friend really have to rubber goose again?

by peaceandloveabby May 29, 2018

rubber research

Research done, usually on the fly, that is moldable and/or used to fit a narrative.

Hey Jerry, do a bit of rubber research on gun-related homicides in US metro areas.

by Squintdrummer June 3, 2018

rubber docking

When 2 guys are only wearing condoms, and make their penises kiss.

Those guys are rubber docking

by GiraffeSummer June 13, 2018

Rubber Ducker

Primarily a maneuver to get away from a one night stand. A used condom is stretched over the doorknob on the inside of a door prior to closing it behind oneself. This makes it difficult to open from the inside, providing an opportunity to duck out. The choice of which side of the rubber faces out is player's choice.

I had to leave a rubber ducker to get away from that crazy chick last night!

by Thomas Wordsmith II August 9, 2018

rubber coat

Slang for a bulletproof vest

Exp used in the song My Buddy by G-Unit "He ain't never been broke he glitchless and so reliable I bought him a rubber coat for Christmas,inferred beam and a scope for distance."

by PPButtHead September 20, 2018

Robobbit

(when a sex robot may sever (cut or slice in half) or completely dismember one's penis accidentally or intentionally) DUE to bad programming or Misandry

The new sex robot that microshaft, or any AI company will eventually came out with has a mode where if, you dont please her enough by bringing the proper groceries home in time, or vacuum the house in record time, she (the robot) will preform a ROBOBBIT, sneakily waiting to have sex with your robotic wife, she will ROBOBBIT, you next time your in the car together. a.k.a (bite your penis off and spit or throw it out of a window as you drive) *see the bobbit case on wikipedia)

by ceratosaur008 November 22, 2018