go read a book

leave/go home/masturbate/shut up

origin: San Anselmo, CA, THE CHAMBER

i'll meat up with you guys kater i gotta read a book

god your being annoying just go read a book!

by Larry July 29, 2004

reader

Someone who has read the books of a popular movie or TV series. These people will generally laud it over "watchers" with comments like "I knew that was going to happen" or "it was way better in the book" or "If you think this is good, you should read the books"

They can generally be spotted as being the ones pulling out their camera phones to record "reaction videos" at a crucial moment during a critical episode of a movie or TV episode (a la the Game of Thrones 'Red Wedding' reaction video phenom) -- thus generally giving away to the "lesser people" that shit is about to get hectic.

Don't be that guy.

How can you tell if someone is a reader?

DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL TELL YOU.

by jeffois June 13, 2013

Read

When u read a book

What’s he doing

Oh he’s reading a book

by Rsbdnd February 18, 2019

Gang-Green Ready-Whip

When doing a girl from behind and you pull out and there is a green Ready-Whip like substance on your penis.

Timmy: im gunna pull it out of your butt ok.
Sammi: Good because im not feeling so good.
Timmy: OH MY GOD, Gang-Green Ready-Whip.!

by OhHotDamnThisIsMyJam April 11, 2010

getting ready

the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.

Lauren spent an hour getting ready for the party at Derrick's.

by Aliiiiii March 29, 2008

read this

get...

Just read this
ok
so
uhh
get
GET RICKROLLED

rickrolled

by poopoolooloo January 27, 2021

Read the New Testament

A university term being euphemistic for having a shit. Because the Gideon's free bible is generally the only reading material around that is not related to work.

"Where's Harry gone?" "Oh he's gone to read the new testament"

by ConcreteHorizon November 23, 2006